Dear God

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We call this week's offering "Letters to God."


Dear God,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
- Jane

Dear God,
Are you really invisible; or is that just a trick?
- Lucy

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in
the house?
- Anita

Dear God
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
- Danny

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
- Love, Alison

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that, or was it an accident?
- Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You
just keep the ones You have now?
- Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
- Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
- Neil

Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you
did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
- Darla

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Joyce

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some
things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will
not hurt him anyway.
- Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it
up.
- Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Steve Kaplan;
I hate him.
- Marc

Dear God,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you
want, except my money or my Playstation.
- Raphael

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their
own rooms. It works with my brother and me.
- Larry

Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair
all over.
- Sam

Dear God,
I think the s...