Michael Jackson Satire

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Attention to all the Michael Jackson lovers out there, I’ve got something to say to you. I once was a Michael Jackson fan as well; this was until he became a queer. I like his music, but I am not very fond of him. What could possibly change a normal human being into a freak? I don't know the answer to that question, but I know he has done many freakish things that caught the attention of the media in the past.

Okay, this guy often wears a surgical mask over his face. I’m guessing this is so the mask filters the air he breathes in. It probably is that he does not want to inhale air that the public has already exhaled, as to say that his lungs are too good for publicly consumed air. Give me break, really. If anything, we should all be wearing surgical masks to prevent us from breathing his air. There's only a certain amount of weirdness that one could tolerate. What is with the white glove he wears? I can't figure out if it’s a trademark or something more significant.

Recently, the public has found out about Michael Jackson's “animal zoo” in his residence. The chimp pet of his named bubbles is one of his most popular. When Jay Leno found out about his chimp, he turned it into a joke. On his screen he showed a baby chimp with a white glove on his hand. The picture implied that Michael and his pet chimp had mated, and they produced a baby monkey with a white glove on his hand. On other night time shows such as “Mad TV”, Michael is often the butt of their jokes. I guess there is always something new that comes up which can be made fun of.

A few years back, I can remember the time when he got married to the late Elvis Priestly’s daughter, Lisa Marie Priestly. I ponder about the reason she married him. What could she want from him? It couldn’t be money; she already inherited enough from her father. I gave up straining my brain for the answer to that question. Another thing I wonder about is Michael Jackson's ki...