Death Of A Fairytale

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Flick through any book of Fairy Tales, and you will be forced to confront the tragic extents to which the population of talking frogs, obese godmothers, and fairy princesses has plummeted in recent centuries. (And to qualify as a genuine fairy princess, one must be beautiful, sweet of voice and a sufferer of acute insomnia when in a five-mile radius of legumes. If you believe yourself to be a member of this excessively rare breed, please contact Smith & Rumpilstiltskin, Bounty Hunters)
The dying out of the world’s LIPS (Ludicrous and Impossible Peoples) has been so gradual, that some of the world may have forgotten that they had existed to begin with, so minor a minority group are they. It’s a disgrace when the breeding habits of Bengel Tigers get more media attention than the recent ingenious plots of that devilish feline in knee-high boots. But what is the cause of this decline? Has our society doomed the wicked stepmothers and flying carpets of the world to extinction with logic and political correctness? Is it something in the water?
In her book, ‘A Watcher’s Guide to Elf-Spotting’, Professor C. Derella explains, "Like rabbits to other rabbits, elves and faeries are inevitably drawn to fast-moving water, mainly because of their love of raucous and highly social games, frequently involving the highly anti-social water nymphs." Granted, this enlightening piece of information does not answer our question, but it does explain why - in these censored times of ours - elves and water nymphs are never heard of, or even mentioned, in the same story.
However Fairy Tales, as anyone who has ever heard a bedtime story would know, do not merely contain faeries. And some say that this very diversity is what is saving the living-genre of the Fairy Tale; the argument being that, while faeries and gold-laying geese may be a thing of the past, the wicked stepmothers of the world have not disappeared - they have merely evolved. To unsur...