The Great Gatsby

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Llamas – By Sam

Llamas are the ancestors of great war beasts known as the Mastodons. Evolving to the peak of their existence they became great grazing mammals and conquered rough paddocks on mountainous hillsides around the world. Armed with their advanced spitting capabilities they defend their territory with an aggressive suppressed rage that makes them dangerously unpredictable. I suspect in the next millenium that evolution will take over and they will become super beasts and become the next rulers of the jungles in South America. Ancient Indian History suggests that in prehistoric times there lived several carnivorous giant llamas that were named the tyrannollamas. These giant cousins of the llamas were about 8 metres long and 10 metres high from foot to head. It was said that they could bend down and pick up large saber tooth tigers and swallow them with a single bite. Their distant cousins the Giant Camel Squad often came to town and took their sleeping bags resulting in large fights and consequently the end of all the dinosaurs. After the great wars between the camels and llamas casualties became apparent. Great Aunty Maureen of the Tyrannollamas was lost and so was her son Lameface. Soon after, Mother Nature became very angry and struck them all dead instantly and the men in black came out of their black cars and memory flashed everyone at the time who was watching. Evidence was destroyed and all records lost. I however, found this information when I bought Will Smith. He currently resides in a cell in Mount Albert Prison where no one will ever find him to make another bad movie again....